Exam fever can drive nyone nuts!!!

On a boring and surprisingly sunny afternoon, poor me is left all by myself ….. and to do wat?? Study for exam(s) on Monday ….. after failed attempts to go beyond 2 chapters in one subject, I realize I need a break ….. the 14th one since morning, but never mind … my almost inconspicuous and rusted grey cells need to relax …

And then there occurs this story ….
Characters:
Nir - the humble me
Nir’ - no no – not superposition …. Shes the Gemini twin of Nir …

More ‘bout Nir’ - multi-faceted….evil, pretentiously good, heavily sarcastic and ever interrupting the studious, hardworking Nir :D

Conversation between the two:
Nir’ – knock knock
Nir – yaaru? (who?)
Nir’ – its me duffer …. Ur twin ….
Nir – my twin!!! U mean ur like the one who comes out of inner self clad in white and talks to u like across a non-existent mirror …. (I marvel at my learnings frm hindi movies)
Nir’ – if u can say so ….. nyways .. wassup?
Nir – nothing much …. Trying HARD to study for Mondays exam .. er … exams
Nir’ – howz it goin?
Nir – the less said the better …… goin nowhere :(
Nir’ – fantastic ….. so u hav hopes of graduating with this preparation !!!
Nir – wats life without hope !!! but I’m trying … tats not too bad rite?
Nir’ – liar!!! U know very well ur not trying … how many times did u open ur inbox to check for mails, how many times did u check yahoo messenger?? And how many times did u break for hunger??
Nir – I’m not gud at numbers, so I’ll ignore the questions :P
Nir’ – gud try, but alas … I’m smarter ……. U need to study …. It’s EXAM … ur supposed to take it seriously …
Nir – I must say ur really polite and encouraging… …… does being optimistic help?
Nir’ – it always helps …… enumerate ur optimism …
Nir – I’m optimistic tat the profs will be really sleepy wen they are correctin my paper…. So they’ll just mark me full marks and go to sleep with the satisfaction tat they dint destroy a students career by being strict on the correction :D
Nir’ – ur a hopeless case ….. so u wont study then …
Nir – I dint say tat
Nir’ – wokay, how was ur Survey Paper???
Nir – hmm……not really gr8 …
Nir’ – and hows ur TOC assignments goin?
Nir – thanks to my kind grader …. Whoz supposed to be “Gods Gift to USU” …. It looks quite bad till now …
Nir’ – and inspite of all this, ur wasting time huh??? I appreciate ur guts …
Nir – oh stop it - will u?? …… I will start studying PROPERLY sometime later … sometime soon ..
Nir’ – I wudnt believe u even if u were the last creature alive on the planet …
Nir – thanks … ur the sweetest
Nir’ – better study or u’ll hav to face the consequences ….. u need to get decent grades or face Don …
Nir – which Don?? Cooley or Sujji?
Nir’ – gud question … oh am I happy theres some thinking left in u …. Well I was referring to cooley here
Nir – alrite …. I will do something ….
Nir’ – slog one week and u can relax with Dons treat next weekend ..
Nir – hey I dint know Cooley gives parties to students after mid-term exams … tats nice
Nir’ – oh silly …. Was talking ‘bout sujji here … shes giving a party next Saturday for being the highest-paid Indian student on USU ground (Source of information: Gautam alias “reliable source”)
Nir – oh ya, I remember …. Thanks for reminding … tat shd be motivation enuf for me to study :D
Nir’ – I wonder for how long????
Nir – alrite …. Just shoo off – will u? I’m trying to concentrate here :P
Nir’ – me is glad …. So cya then …. Till next time
Nir – me is double glad ur pushing off …. Cya.
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Nir – (to self) … so wat the hell is this “Access Control Matrix” ……..
(And goes on hopefully to completion …)